Alien Insomniac on Life after WWIII for Thursday, August 2, 2007

Thursday, August 2, 2007

Class Action Suit

I have decided to sue the Unilever company, makers of Axe body spray. I have been using this stuff for a couple of years now and I have yet to be fondled or chased by women while wearing it. If any other guys want to join me on this suit, please send an email to fedupwithit at gmail dot com. Sign in to see full entry.

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To the bird chaser lady

Thank you for fu king up a perfectly good nap with your air horn. This job that you do driving through parking lots blowing your horn and waving your flashlight must hve been devised by a govnernment bureaucrat. It is having all the effects of something handed down from Washington. Sign in to see full entry.

posted by AlienInsomniac at 6:49 PM Comments (2) (permalink)