Alien Insomniac on Life after WWIII for Friday, July 13, 2007

Friday, July 13, 2007

Narcissa and the Phone

She’s so self-absorbed that no matter who picks up the phone she immediately thinks you’re currently working on her job and starts talking to you like you necessarily know what the hell she’s calling about. Sign in to see full entry.

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Note to chef at Asian buffet restaurant

Please, before you drop the gargantuan cube composed of a single 9000mile long noodle into the hot water, take it outside and kick it around a few times. Hit it with a sledge hammer. Shoot it with a shotgun. Haul it up on the roof and push it off. Make smaller chunks so we can have smaller portions... Sign in to see full entry.

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