Alien Insomniac on Life after WWIII for Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

The Salt Beach Diet

I had a South Beach Diet entree the other day. There was enough salt in that stuff to cure a ham. Not impressed. Sign in to see full entry.

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You're mistaken

I am not undressing you with my eyes. I am giving you a foot-rub with them. Sign in to see full entry.

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The Oath I Have Taken

I do solemly swear that I will defend my people against all idiots, foreign and domestic. This mainly has to do with dealing with people who make condescending compliment-ey sounding statements which are nothing but racist remarks soaked in High Fructose Corn Syrup. Sign in to see full entry.

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