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Two women with serious “ fear of flying ” issues, were flying aboard a commercial airliner, in the First Class section of an overseas flight. As luck would have it, both “ white-knuckle ” passengers were seated next to each other, and they were nervously discussing their concerns about the safety of flying. The lady sitting in the window seat was a striking blonde Scandinavian wife of a wealthy businessman, and her companion was married to an NBA basketball player, a beautiful black ex-model.... Sign in to see full entry.

I would be surprised if I am the only person, who feels this way, about how my life is turning out. I am SO tired of waiting for lasting happiness to finally begin happening for me, and my remaining time alive, is quickly running out, “ Like the sands, through an hourglass.” All of my elapsed lifetime up ‘til now, has been spent patiently waiting for it to finally BEGIN, hopefully free of unrelenting worry that each choice I have ever made, is leading me down one of many, wrong paths. The only... Sign in to see full entry.

When public servants lie to the public, blatantly and arrogantly, expecting to bull their lie through, and are later forced to admit to having lied to us all, when they run for reelection, we must vote for ANYONE but them! Scum must be removed from the top, or it will contaminate, or at the least degrade all the rest. This is true, when speaking of sauerkraut, brine-cured pickles, molten metals and government EMPLOYEES! Any replacement, familiar or unknown, is likely to be an improvement over a... Sign in to see full entry.

There is still much work to do, in preparation for the third annual congregation of the “ World-Wide Gathering of The Disciples of Guy.” I haven’t yet heard if Willy Nelson, “Dolly” ( the Dali Lama,) “Big Benny the Enforcer, ” ( the new pope ) Tom (Slick) Seleck, Diddy, Billy “ The goat ” Clinton, and his “ wife ” will be in attendance, this year. I have been leaving messages for them all, but I suspect that there must be a problem with my ability to get a message past their screeners, or a... Sign in to see full entry.

An unmarried man over the age of fifty, has some things that he ought to know because women of this age all know these things, but they would never dream of telling them to him. It is to the women’s advantage to keep men ignorant of these facts because by the age of fifty or so, the power curve has changed in men’s favor. Early in life, men are slaves to drives that aren’t under the control of their intelligence, to put it charitably. Women get to be choosy, about their potential mates because... Sign in to see full entry.

St Patrick’s day calls for an Irish joke! I haven’t sent this to anyone for a couple of years, so it is time to send it again. Only two or three people at blogit now, will have seen it, so it might as well be brand NEW! It seems that Pat Cafferty and Mike Magee met each morning at Mickey McGuire’s Pub for a liquid breakfast. As they sat nursing a pint, the two men couldn’t help but notice who the patrons were, that visited the brothel across from Mickey’s Pub for an “ eye opener ” of a different... Sign in to see full entry.

I apologize in advance for this. I hear that Roche Pharmaceuticals is double blind testing a new drug for treatment of depression in a significant portion of the lesbian community. Early results are encouraging. The new drug is tentatively named, "Tridikigan!" Don't get it? Say the name out loud three times. Sorry. I'm probably going to be punished for that, in my next life. Guy Sign in to see full entry.

If you haven’t figured this out for yourself yet, listen carefully to how the ads for Riddex pest controlling plug-in devices are worded. Whoever wrote the ads must have been a lawyer, because they make it sound as though the maker stands behind their product and that it actually works. These devices are worthless, or they wouldn’t be in most every yard sale inventory each summer, at bargain basement prices. The next time one of their commercials airs, listen carefully to the way weasel-words... Sign in to see full entry.

I am not a poet, but I do have a few favorite poems and authors. This poem is the first and only one that I commited to memory, back when I was in Junior High school. I am confident that you will enjoy this, too. Guy Henry Sambrooke Leigh The Twins In form and feature, face and limb, I grew so like my brother, That folks got taking me for him, And each for one another. It puzzled all our kith and kin, It reached a fearful pitch; For one of us was born a twin, Yet not a soul knew which. One day,... Sign in to see full entry.

> My boss sent me this, and it is important information that everyone should learn! I don't normally send the stuff that always says, " Send this to everyone you know." This is the exception, because I would hate to lose any of my few loyal readers to cancer. There are few enough of you, as it is! Guy Cancer Update from Johns Hopkins This information is being circulated at Walter Reed Army Medical Center as well. No plastic containers in microwave No water bottles in freezer. No plastic wrap in... Sign in to see full entry.