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Sunday, October 18, 2009

Detroit's credit cards are almost as good as Washington DC's are!

I recently paid off my credit card balance. (nearly six thou!) That must be what got me thinking about Detroit Michigan, and it's problems with a lying politician. Why can't OUR politicians be honest, like New Jersy's, Texas', or Illinois' are? Detroit used to have a billboard alongside one of the e-ways, that read, "Welcome to Detroit! We are such BADASSES here, that even our MAYOR is in prison!" With that in mind, can we interest you in one of our new handy-dandy special Detroiter's credit... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, October 17, 2009

Stop searching! The ultimate test, to find your predestined "Hero/Advisor!"

FIND OUT WHO TRULY IS YOUR PREDESTINED ROLE MODEL! DO NOT SCROLL DOWN YET! DO THE SIMPLE MATH BELOW, THEN SCROLL DOWN, TO LEARN THE IDENTITY OF YOUR PREORDAINED HERO/ROLE MODEL. It's actually SPOOKY, just how accurate this test can be! No peeking now! MAMA SPANK!! 1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9 2) Multiply it by 3, then 3) Add 3, 4) Then again, multiply by 3, ( I'll wait while you get your calculator.... ) 5) Your total will be a 2 or 3 digit number...... 6) Add the digits together Now... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, October 16, 2009

Oh, one of my friends is going to be in BIG trouble, when Marilyn sees this

I am not responsible for this scurrilous slander upon women's mystifying behavior! I am definitely NOT making any kind of veiled reference to Marilyn, who is organized, methodical, polite, resourceful, an excellent driver,................ One of my politically incorrect friends sent me this, and I am posting it because,...........Well, I don't quite know why I'm posting it, except for the fact that I'm lazy today and this is funny, except for a few women, who think that this hits too close to... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, October 15, 2009

Two true shaggy dog stories! Wish I could show you the photos.

The stray An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard; I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He ca mly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head; he then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out. The next day he was back, greeted me in my yard, walked inside and resumed his spot in the hall and again slept for about... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, October 10, 2009

I guess that it is pretty nice, to be the big fish, in a very small pond!

Yesterday, while getting ready to go to work, I looked into the bathroom mirror, and took inventory of visible evidence that I might not be completely immune to the ravages of time, only highly resistant. Being as yesterday was my birthday, thoughts like this, are to be expected. Scrutinizing my appearance carefully, I wasn’t disappointed with what I saw. I confess to having had the thought that, “I'm not looking too bad, for an old geezer! I have seen MANY men my age who look FAR older than I... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, October 6, 2009

The cat didn't have my tongue, it was the GRANDBRATS! GRRRRR!

I haven't been able to leave comments, or give a title to " copied and pasted " postings, etc. for most of two days now, and it has been driving me absolutely CRAZY! I foolishly let the kids play games on my computer, figuring how much harm can they do, playing games? I must be a hopeless self-delusionary, because I convieniently forgot having seen how Ivy takes out her rage on the Playstation joystick/control unit when the impudent machine has the audacity to torment her. Add to that, the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, October 5, 2009

> Guy, I removed the two photos that were in the original so they > couldn't clog up our system. One was a current photo of Harry Reid > and the other an old photo of a gallows in use. > > Subject: The art of "spin" - By a true professional > The only known photograph of Remus Reid shows him standing on the > gallows in Montana territory. > > Judy Wallman, a professional genealogy researcher in southern > California, was doing some personal work on her own family tree. She > discovered that... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, October 4, 2009

Sage advice, and revelations. Good thing you know a sage, huh?

Rules to Abide by... Advise your children to get you only high quality gifts. Point out to them that they don't want to inherit junk. Beware of a chiropractor who wears a neck brace. Beware of bargains in life preservers, parachutes and heart transplants. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day; if you haven't gotten home by then you're in trouble. Despite what you read in the papers, people don't usually die in alphabetical order. Be suspicious if you discover that your auto mechanic... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, October 3, 2009

Idiots are walking among us, just like NORMAL people! Make SIGNS for 'em!

I have been trying the influenza diet, ( the chauvinist pig version ) this week, everybody. Probably caught the virus opening an email from a stranger, gotta stop doing that. However, email from friends, supplys us invalids with posting gems like this one, when we're not really feeling well enough, to pull one out of our groggy, Nyquil clouded heads. Enjoy. Guy Subject: Idiot list for 2008 Number One Idiot of 2008 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, October 1, 2009

Yet another VERY old joke, those are always the BEST ones!

A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, 'Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?' The rabbi responded, 'Yes, that is indeed still one of our beliefs.' The priest then asked, 'Have you ever eaten pork?' To which the rabbi replied, 'Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and ate a ham sandwich.' The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading. A while later, the... Sign in to see full entry.

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