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Eve's side of the story..... This makes perfect sense, according to Marilyn. Eve's side of the story. After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. " So, how is everything going?" inquired God. "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem." "It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my... Sign in to see full entry.

Two short jokes, a little bit naughty, but then again, we're all grownups, here, right? For his birthday, little Patrick asked his parents to give him a 10-speed bicycle. His father told him, "Son, we'd buy you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford to buy you a 10-speed bicycle, right now" The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a packed suitcase, so he asked, "Son, where do you think you... Sign in to see full entry.

If you aren't familiar with Michigan cities, just substitute the names of cities in your own state, to fit regional Barbie, according to the most fitting description. Once again, I can't show you the pictures. Don't know how to cut & paste them. Too bad. They are cute, like this is. Guy Mattel recently announced the release of the improved limited-edition Barbie Dolls for the Michigan market: 'Bloomfield Hills Barbie' This princess Barbie is sold only at Great Lakes Crossing Mall. She comes with... Sign in to see full entry.

My fellow bloggers and readers, A blogger friend pointed out to me, that what I took to be just a several word long news crawl, one that gave me a frivolous idea for a new blog entry, was a real news story, about real and honorable people, who are at the end of their rope, and suffering greatly because of conditions that are beyond their control. The debts that are being paid off, aren't gambling debts or car payments, they are a matter of bare survival, for millions of extremely impoverished... Sign in to see full entry.

On CNN, I just saw one of those " crawls " across the bottom of the screen, that said, " Desperate Indian farmers resort to selling their wives, to pay off debts." I guess that the only word to describe my mental state upon learning this, is to say that I was astonished, no, make that, ASTOUNDED! At first, I wondered, "How many wives can an average Indian farmer have, and why would he want any?" In my experience, "No wives, equals no debt!" Then, I realized that maybe East-Indian wives, (as... Sign in to see full entry.

This was obviously written by a woman, but it's funny, anyway. C'mon ladies! Where's your sense of humor? Don't kill the messenger! Count to ten, take a couple deep breaths, then read this joke. Maybe you'll forgive me. Guy HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, " SURELY, I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?" WELL... YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE! I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST, WHEN I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.... Sign in to see full entry.

My Daddy the Dancer One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men, and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is... Sign in to see full entry.

If you have a key activated car alarm, read this! It could really save your LIFE! We men have pants pockets, likely to be near the bed, with our keys, but women leave their purses wherever they last sat. All we need to do, is change where we always put our keys, at night. Such a small thing, could be SO VERY important, it is hard to believe that this isn't already common knowlege. Guy What to take to bed with you - not a joke. Pretty neat idea. Never thought of it before. Put your car keys... Sign in to see full entry.

There is really no excuse for me posting this, it's not PC, it slanders relative-marryin', hillbilly, trailer park-living, " Jerry Springer Show " contestants, (combatants?) who are hardly EVER abducted, probed, and apparently rejected, by aliens, anymore. My only defense, is that it is funny. Sorry, to anybody named, Cooter & Gomer. Guy The ballad of "Cooter and Gomer." Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for... Sign in to see full entry.

I am a pretty easygoing guy, slow to provoke, patient, open-minded, and flexible, although seldom forgiving of an intentional, planned betrayal. Just ask anyone that knows me. There is however, a new commercial running now, that tightens my jaws every time I see it. The commercial in question is a Chase credit card ad, in which a poor suffering wage earner tells his wife, that they have finally earned and saved enough “ Chase Points,” to be able to afford to take that long-awaited and eagerly... Sign in to see full entry.