Guy's blog about life with pets in northern mich.

Hitler has begun to relax a bit more, since asserting her property ownership claims over me, and our home. Although I missed witnessing the fight, Hitler obviously has won the opening salvo of the dreaded Cat War. She can be seen strutting around, tail held straight and high, displaying her battle colors, and Baby has been giving her a wide berth, as he passes her, and tries to keep from flinching, as Hazel now does. Marilyn tells me that last night Hitler sunk her claws into Baby's face, and... Sign in to see full entry.

It was about time that I looked at the number of my fellow writers, whom I have visited this past abreviated month, before everything resets itself. I have been busier than is usual lately, and wish that I had left more comments. Wouldn't it have been nice, if I were one of a PAIR of identical twins!? I could write and read TWICE as many entries! Guy Payment Distribution to Writers for period ending March 1, 2010 (Pending) Writer Pages Read Payment Share adnohr 4 0.86 % Ariala 6 1.29 %... Sign in to see full entry.

Yesterday, the main course meal that was served to the seniors and shut-ins on my meals on wheels route, was Spanish rice. I like to joke around with my meal clients, they enjoy a chuckle, just as much as anybody else, and I enjoy making them laugh. I was telling Marilyn about an old timer, who wasn’t having a good morning and was feeling a bit grumpy, that day. He asked me, “What is this CRAP? It looks awful! I told him, “ It is Spanish rice, and it isn’t really too bad, if you sprinkle on too... Sign in to see full entry.

I’ve said this before, and nothing has changed, since the last time, I said this. “I will NEVER understand the maze-like neural pathways that are obviously hardwired into the female brain!” Since long before late 1991, when Marilyn and I became a couple, I have been a cat owner. I have endured week’s worth of “lip service,” blame, revisionist history, threats, etc. over all those years together, because Marilyn has been told that she is allergic to cats, and Marilyn makes no secret of the fact... Sign in to see full entry.

This is either an exercise in utter futility, or yet another example, that my grandfather was right, when he warned me, “ NEVER discuss religion or politics!” What possible harm could a friendly little discussion among friends do, right? Pay close attention Grasshoppers. The following, is something that a wise man should never, ever, attempt! DO NOT try this, at home, all you morons! I can safely pull this stuff off, because, among other things, I’m a natural-born healer, ” You would never... Sign in to see full entry.

T HE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE. THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH LANGUAGE WORD... Well, it is shit... That's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in all the English language. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, And tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shinola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit,... Sign in to see full entry.

Roughly 20% of the men, who have been elected president, never went to college. I learned this today, on the History Channel. ( Nine out of the forty-something Presidents. ) I guess that given the facts that my minimum age and birth origin requirements are met, and there are no educational standard requirements, I also qualify as possible presidential material, but I am far too sane, not quite lazy enough, and too busy, to consider politics as some kind of a step up, or as a possible profession... Sign in to see full entry.

My boss just sent me this. She must have a sense of humor similar to our own beloved and bewitching little Cricket. Bracelet at Tiffany's > > > > > > > > A lady walks into Tiffany's. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts. > > > > > > > > Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little 'whoops' and prays that a sales person wasn't anywhere near. As she turns... Sign in to see full entry.

A part of me already knows that keeping up with new innovations and the language used to describe them, is absolutely futile! Still it seems vital to try to stay current, because today’s snowballing computing technology, communication, information storage, space-based global positioning and optical, and ground-penetrating radar-scanning abilities, are benefiting mankind in interlocking and unpredictable ways, but it seems to be compressing and speeding up time itself. I feel as though I’m... Sign in to see full entry.

The other day, I sent these to Adnohr and to Tzippy, via email, as these two had not seen the blogs leading up to my recent blog about the "Worldwide Gathering of The Disciples of Guy." It occurred to me that there may be other people, a bit curious about the history behind this piece, but are too polite to ask. More likely, they are just too disinterested. In that case, you probably ought to just stop reading right now. That'd sure serve me right! Oh well, you already clicked, so you might as... Sign in to see full entry.