Guy's blog about life with pets in northern mich.

I once posted something that this was obviously based upon. This rendition is a definite improvement upon the earlier version. Hope that you enjoy this conversation, a whole lot more, than the poor husband in this story, did. Guy A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading, when the Wife looks over at him and asks this question.... WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of... Sign in to see full entry.

I don't know just how dangerous and harmful this new virus actually will turn out to have been, but I tend to believe whatever my friend Larry the computer guy, sends to me, about shit stuff like this. The only exceptions to this rule, being blind acceptance of his political opinions. (He's a bit further to the RIGHT, than STALIN was!) Take this seriously anyway, folks. Dyed-in-the-wool Republicans aren't really known for their proclivity to pull many practical jokes, on their friends. Guy >... Sign in to see full entry.

Beginning day three, of being completely cigarette FREE, and I cannot say enough about the efficacy of Chantix, the drug that says it blocks the brain’s nicotine receptor sites. If my experience is typical, this stuff really, really WORKS! I freely admit to s t r e t c h i n g the first medically allowed, week of continuing to smoke into two, but during that two-week period, my smoking seemed to cut itself in half, with no effort or thought about doing so, from me. Indeed, the last time that I... Sign in to see full entry.

Are you aware that Jeff Foxworthy is now making fun of Michigan and Michiganders? Forgive him folks, he's a Redneck, and might be brain-damaged, just like Donny. Yeah, you are right! If Jeff is so damned smart, THEN WHY AIN'T HE Ric h........ Uh...... Okay, maybe he's smart AND he's rich, too! I knew that I always liked Jeff. Guy Read on. (This is pretty funny, and actually quite accurate) 1. If you consider it a sport to collect much of your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice, and... Sign in to see full entry.

Halfway through the month, already! I've been busy, busy, busy, but never too harried to snatch a moment to read. Posting usually takes a lot longer. Guy Payment Distribution to Writers for period ending May 1, 2010 (Pending) Writer Pages Read Payment Share _teddypoet_ 2 0.65 % Aspire2Inspire 2 0.65 % benzinha 3 0.97 % brooklyn12 2 0.65 % Corbin_Dallas 27 8.71 % dsm_tchr 3 0.97 % food4thought 7 2.26 % freeflyinbird 5 1.61 % gapcohen 3 0.97 % hazel_st_cricket 19 6.13 % howie3 3 0.97 % Joe_Love 1... Sign in to see full entry.

Concerned about a Blogit friend who could probably use a bit more strength, and certainly by now, his whole family could use a respite from constant worry, I sent him this email, this morning. He wanted you, and all his other friends, to know this update about his, and his family’s current situation. I’m happy to pass this on for him. Guy. Sent: Wednesday, April 14, 2010 7:30 AM Subject: spam: I clicked on your name, and there were NO blogs. Did you quit? Rumor, If you are only taking a short... Sign in to see full entry.

I guess that you really can get used to just about ANYTHING! I posted a blog on Friday, and got only one read and comment. I posted another on Saturday and I think that only two people noticed it, until MONDAY! Then yesterday, people began reading again. Frustrated, I thought about not posting on the weekends, because it is a FUTILE waste of my time and effort to be both interesting and often funny. I always scroll downward, back in time, to make sure that I haven’t missed reading any of my... Sign in to see full entry.

Things I’ve learned along the way, as I travel through life.. Today, on “Ripley’s Believe It or Don’t,” I learned that the Blue Whale’s reproductive organ is eleven FEET long, and is called a “DORK!” No kidding! And all this time, I thought that my boyhood friend Steve Janowski, coined that word! Makes me wonder about all the other things that Steve taught me. Does this mean that you shouldn't believe people named Steve? Probably not. Just maintain a healthy amount of skepticism, about advice... Sign in to see full entry.

I recently posted the last part of this, unaware of it's origin. I should have known that it came from one of my writer-heroes, Dave Barry. Okay, I didn't really teach him how to write humorously, but I would have, if he had asked me to. Enjoy this rather lengthy essay, but put down your coffee cup before reading, unless you want to wind up wearing a coffee colored outfit today. Guy #yiv1834325331 #yiv1964679636 #yiv697171694 filtered #yiv697171694 { FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; panose-1: 2 11 6 4 3 5... Sign in to see full entry.

Yesterday was a red-letter day, both for me and for Sagehaven. At long last, all the hard work and money spent on my modest little house, has shown tangible results. All of the old plumbing has been replaced, the last of the hot water hook-ups has been done, and the inevitable leaks have been stopped. For the first time ever, the Sagehaven dishwasher DOESN’T have a name……or a face…….or a mouth! What an improvement! I washed the very first load of pots, pans, dishes and silverware, inside a newly... Sign in to see full entry.