Guy's blog about life with pets in northern mich.

This is an instance of when "Common knowlege" is just plain, patently WRONG! It also makes me even leery of "Smart Balance," ( possibly healthier,) but which contains palm oil, an environmental disaster, for the tropical places where all the native plants are cleared away, to make way for monoculture oil palm plantations. Good old butter is better, just don't forget that restraint and moderation in use of ANYTHING, is always the best policy. Guy Pass The Butter... Please. This is interesting...... Sign in to see full entry.

I LOVE MY JOB.............I guess. If you don't laugh out loud after reading this, you must be in a coma! This is even funnier when you realize that it is for real! Next time that you have a bad day at work, think about what happened to this poor unfortunate guy. Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.2 FM in Ft. Wayne, Indiana,... Sign in to see full entry.

Thirty-two days ago, I quit smoking cigarettes. Why does it feel like I am still quitting? When I am asleep, I am still a cigarette smoker. When I see Marilyn’s cigarette pack laying on the end table, I think about how nice it would be to light up just ONE of them. After forgoing smoking between 600-700 cigarettes over the past month, I can’t help but say to myself, how much harm could one tiny little cigarette do to me? If I smoke only one cigarette a month, I could live practically FOREVER!... Sign in to see full entry.

For the first time in years, EVER really, I dusted off my " people list, " and very regretfully deleted names that no longer blog here. Some left voluntarily, some were asked to leave, some died, and some just lost interest, I guess. Happily however, I added many more new favorites. It sure would be nice if I could be a good influence on a few of my fellow bloggers and they become susceptible to my good example. This uncharacteristic urge to purge and houseclean, was motivated by my wish to... Sign in to see full entry.

I don't recall having posted this yet, but perhaps It has happened. If my memory has begun to fail me, would I really remember it happening? Do stupid or crazy people realize that they ARE? Who knows? Only the forgetful, the stupid, or the crazies know, and I doubt that they'd tell, assuming that they know the answer to this question. I'll call this revelation, "Catch 23!" Gotta write that down, quick! Okay, how did that go? "Watch 32?" That doesn't make any sense! Oh well, I've forgotten what I... Sign in to see full entry.

Donald Trump is getting a bit too involved in this whole beauty contest thing, wouldn’t you say? We all know why he became interested in beauty contests, right? There must be a lot of money involved, and it is already well known that Donald is one big horn-dog, so when attractive women are added into the mix, well it is obvious that ol’ Donald would never be able to keep his fingers out of the pie,……...Uh, a bad choice of words,………….keep his hands off the merchan,……….. another example of " bad... Sign in to see full entry.

This last weekend I went to visit my mother and my sister, at Mom’s house to celebrate Mother’s Day. My sister is visiting for a few days, helping Mom dig through and sort out the junk from the heirlooms, (the crap that she accumulates, and stacks in her spare bedroom, aisles, garage, and living room.) There must be something about me that turns the women in my life, into hoarders. My ex filled boxes upon boxes, with Women’s Day, Redbook, Home Beautiful, and Family Life magazines, and stacked... Sign in to see full entry.

A long time ago, back when I was a teenager, one of my school chums told me this, and at the time it was funny to us, because we were only kids. As one lives and learns, we all become more educated, and sophisticated. Most become smarter with age, but a few will never learn anything. I wonder what percentage of these incapable of understanding morons, are named Donny? A middle-aged and quite unattractive, spinster librarian was working late one night, and didn’t lock up the building and head for... Sign in to see full entry.

THIS explains why I forward jokes. A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead. He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for many years. He wondered where the road was leading them. After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall, along one side of the road. It looked like it was made of fine marble.. At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the... Sign in to see full entry.

I cannot seem to adjust the font size on this. Must be a sign that I shouldn't post any of the stuff Larry the fascist computer guy sends me, even my computer rebels against copying and posting his jokes. Guy A Mexican, an Arab, and a Michigan Girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.' The Arab,... Sign in to see full entry.