My life-in a hilarious form for all

Well I'm sure some of you know about old 'halloween' by Jhon carpenter. Yeah. That psycho with a mask on and the endless supply of (as wikipedia described) grotesque murder tools. Ive seen the first one in july. I was totally freaked at first. But then I watched it again-as so funny, I nearly fell... Sign in to see full entry.

Ok so I got up this morning to go to school and was just fine at first. But after a bit, i felt absoloutely terrible.So bad, I actually fainted.When I woke up(which was in about a minute). Mom stopped the car and drove me to the doctors. They said that I had to go to the hospital for..(evil music... Sign in to see full entry.

Ok guys, I'm like totally bored so heres a few daft poems I wrote because I can't think of anything else to do. WHo invented christmas? Who invented christmas? I haven't got a clue, but thank god for whoever it was, Cos they saved me and you. Teachers Have you seen our teachers, the evil little... Sign in to see full entry.

Ok guys, heres a few mysterious and scary facts about me. My dark side. Oh come on, you've all got one-admitt it! Well here's my darkest side put down in a few spooky facts. ~ Im a spiritualist, which is someone who can get visited by ghosts and hears mysterious noises. No I'm not Melinda from the... Sign in to see full entry.

Well after the epic battle of the ipod touch, dad gave up and went for a fag and I went to watch telly with the remote laying ontop of my leg(me being far too lazy to bother picking it up) and decided to get something to eat. So I marched off and asked mom to go do me some fried chicken. She told me... Sign in to see full entry.

The battle of the Ipod touch-part1 I'm telling this story like it was a fictional story, which it isn't. Ok lets begin The Ipod touch battled its way through the door of our house. Its new owner, namely me, opened it up and pulled it out. It glinted in the light. I was its new owner(me) was... Sign in to see full entry.

Warning- some of these aren't real.have fun guessing which are false and which are true ~Freaky fact no.1 This one guy had slightly dirty teeth so he tried every dentsist trick there was. Even mixing granite chunks into his toothpaste so It would scrape the dirt off. Then he got one freaky idea-he... Sign in to see full entry.

I have been very idle today. Just lounging around...you know-writing on computer....watchin' telly....reading....the only action I did was some five minute cookery(see previous blog for a delicious recipe) and thats it. Mostly chilling in my bedroom, watching my tv. I was watching old Bambi again.... Sign in to see full entry.

I just tucked into a delicious little crispy snack. And boy was it delicious. And it bearly takes up and time too. Ok there is a tad of washing up but other than that its brilliant! Cornflake chicken! It sounds weird but its nice. I'll leave the recipe down below... Ingredients Chunks of boneless... Sign in to see full entry.

Have any of you seen those body warmers? You know-sleeveless jackets I have two. And they've drastically changed my fashion life. Well by drastically I mean not too much...apart from the fact that I love body warmers and polo neck t-shirts. Dont ask why. I've got a blue body warmer on now...Ive got... Sign in to see full entry.