My life-in a hilarious form for all

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Friday, February 1, 2008

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow...and other reports

This Is tammy reporting direct from the uk-a massive snowstorm has now hit the area. I mean it-it is absoloutely blizzarding out there as i SPEAK. This is unlike any snow storm I've ever seen. We've all seen snow (a fond memory of when gazebo's attack's blog comes to mind) but this is a mega wizzard... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Fightin' with flu

Soo, since the last time I repeorted Ive come down with flu. Bunged up nose, sore throat-the works. My luck, being a saturday. It made things worse when I lost my nose inhaler. That really helped. So Ive just been immobile and saved my strength. Well, this morning I woke up with my throat seized up... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, January 19, 2008

The 'Dodge ball disaster blast'

I was just watching a film with my mate, Bradley, whom is sleeping over the night, and I remembered this story that happened when I was in little school. I was in p.e. We were playing dodge ball(I like that) and I was, Like darting all over the place to prevent being hit. I wasnt that bad actually-I... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, January 18, 2008

A few amusing facts to share with the family...or something like that.

So, I've just gathered a few crazy facts that I would like to share with you. You may find tem incredibly boring or find them entertaining. Either way, here we go. No.1 There is a certain type of deer called a 'Dik-Dik.' I know, sounds immature la-dee-da but I just cant understand what possesed the... Sign in to see full entry.

One real 'pain in the neck'

Soo, I was awoken this friday morning to face the horrific school day ahead. I took the tea and toast from mom and ate up(I loooove buttery toast or crumpets ) And then I got changed ect and went to school. I was all alone again and stood by the entrance. Fortunately, I was a tad late so I could... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, January 17, 2008

My headache will go on and ooooon...

So...nothing particularly good happened today...but I'll just report what little scraps of news I have. This mornin, I was completely froze into flakes. Seriously, I just wanted to lie down and never get up...but a certain someone came in and dragged me out. Can you guess who? I'll give you three... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

A rather 'sickly' turn of events

Soo, things havent been looking up very much. More like facing down. Yesterday, at school, it was absoloutely pouring. I mean it, the rain was that heavy, it managed to knock over a tree! And I had to go to school in it! Well, on my way to the hall, I was struck with a very nasty headache. All... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, January 14, 2008

My (very boring) Day

So today I was back at school (dun dun DUUUUN.) I had a bad nights sleep, which didn't exactly help. I had a terrible blocked nose. But the irratating thing was it was only one nasal passage that was blocked. So I had to lay there with a nose strip on. That was annoying. So after about two hours of... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Another sunday, another monday(not that THATS anything to cheer about)

Soo, on this here miserable sunday, I immediately decide that, for the sixth billionth time, The weekend has gone too quick. In misery, I slump back down in bed and flick on the old mp3. The first thing I run into is michael jackson's thriller. "Oh man." I say, too tired to bother pressing the skip... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, January 12, 2008

'Full of suprises' and another hilarious story

Well I cant be bothered to do an introduction(amazingly) so lets just get on with it. Full of suprises So today I was messin about on the internet while mom did her usual job of mopping the floors and dad did his job of playing on the ps3 for about the six hundredth millionth time this year. Im sure... Sign in to see full entry.

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