My life-in a hilarious form for all

Well hello everyone. I'm only dishing out a nice welcome because I am feeling nice too...some publishers have requeted my manuscript, which is a story(obviously.) And Ive sent it to them. I've got a good feeling about it too. fame an' fortune here I come. The other publishers are gonna be gutted. I... Sign in to see full entry.

Well since I'm bored up to hell I'm going to retort some bits of news that you will undoubtebly find amusing. Ok so I was like slumping about upstairs in my bedroom, channel surfing. And Then I run into an old 'yugioh' thing. Needless to say, I'm disgusted that this crap didn't have the one gorgeous... Sign in to see full entry.

Hello my pals. I'm writing so early today because I had to come home from school. Sickness bug. Never mind-I'm feeling better now. Anyways, here are a few more things that creep me out. Sometimes I can spot things out the corner of my eyes. Like people and stuff. Its a little spooky. Although, whats... Sign in to see full entry.

You probably dont need an introduction but I'm givng you one anyway. Here are the few things that freak me out. Enjoy. Freaky thing No.1# Sometimes, when I'm all alone in the house, the phone starts ringing. I answer it(obviously) and the disturbing thing is-half the time noone answers. Its like... Sign in to see full entry.

My P.e teacher is a paranoid freak. She's out to get everyone. The kids who huff and puf and do their best get told off all the time and the slugs that cheek her rotten and walk out of lesson get away with murder. Huh-murder her? I dam well hope so. Bloody freak. I am seriously considering buying... Sign in to see full entry.

Well, as most of you should know, being squashed up is very uncomfortable. I mean squashed; With your legs sqaushed against your chest or only and inch away, and inconceivably jammed between four things. Well, that happened to me. My parets were working on the bathroom, when they started getting a... Sign in to see full entry.

Ok so at anyrate, this guy named Brad is like my friend. Well, not like one actually, he is. He keeps saying and saying that he'll call for me at so and so time but the strange thing is-he never does. Its like totally annoying me. He said he was coming tonight as well. Needless to say, I didn't take... Sign in to see full entry.

So...today was boring. Well, drama was ok. We had to make an abandoned house. It was rather fun. I had to play a forensic specialist. The teacher thought my acting was pretty cool. Oh and P.e was nothing special. Basket ball what a world. I wasn't too bad. I did my best and tried to keep well away... Sign in to see full entry.

Ok, so those of you who remember the fish stick sandwhiches disaster, you'll find this story hillarious. I was buging mom to cook me some cheese on toast. She got up and done some for me. There was some grease proof paper and mine turned out lovely. However, dad cooked some and then the smoked... Sign in to see full entry.

Ok well, I reported yesterday but I didn't mention a few intresting parts that may intrest you. Ok so lets start with yesterdays' best adventure. When not to kick a giant snowball Ok so with the remains of the snow on the school feilds, the dead headed kids laugh and jeer and hurl snowballs at each... Sign in to see full entry.