My life-in a hilarious form for all

Ok, so unusually for the english weather, it snowed last night. The place was covered in it. The summer gazebo outside was docked full of snow. I mean, you could walk on the snow and your foot wouldn't reach the bottom. I was charging about very excited. Rory said he wanted to see the snow. So,... Sign in to see full entry.

Sooo, I woke up at eight in the morning with the Ipod shuffle still plugged into my ear from where I left it last night. Im always doing that. I just drop off. Fortunately it was lodged neatly under my pillow out of harms way. I swithed it back on and listened to it for a bit. Oh yeah, I've lost the... Sign in to see full entry.

Ok fella's-have you ever ate one of those proper strong bags of salt and vinegar crisps? Have you ever got a burning sensation on the bottom lip? I have. And if you thought of using a cold beverage like coke to cool it down....then please dont. Because it burns the hell out of you. Its a very short... Sign in to see full entry.

Well, I am often accused of pushing the chair im sitting on against the wall and chipping paint off. I dont see how this can happen because when I sit a this particular chair I'm only drawing. So dad got this big pipe foam insulator. He had this dum idea that if he cut off the ends it would be able... Sign in to see full entry.

The chocolate reindeer Ok so the other day I was dragged up town by my parents to go and have a mooch about. The only place were I felt mooching about was my room. Rory wouldn't shut that gobstopper size mouth of his. We passed a shop that sold those giant jaw breakers for only fifty pence. I felt... Sign in to see full entry.

SO, i was watchin telly and telling dad about my blog. Then he told me a funny story about when he was a kid.And well, i can pitch in a few good jokes. The 'bat and ball Ok so I'll tell this from my point of veiw. So, dad was about my age and this story is set at christmas. So He gets down stairs... Sign in to see full entry.

Well, ive noticed that besides being paranoid, I have another very good skill that i'm very very good at. Learning forieghn languages. Im Copin' with a dulled up french class and simply decided he's too slow for my largely copious brain and sarted teaching myself. Im academically gifted in many ways... Sign in to see full entry.

Well this extremely strange thing is curtesy of madmoiselle(no offence mad but you did do this) I do believe that someone must have seen page twenty four of madmoiselles blog(unbearable lightness of blogging) and was somehow drawn to the link to the 'murdered ghost' and decided(stupidly) to click... Sign in to see full entry.

Soo, Ive got two cats( I had three but one ran away.) Our baby cat is black and he's called pepper. He's not really much of a baby, since he's two next may, but he has this babyish squeak that wont go away. He's a bit daft as well. Very docile and sweet. But he sharpens up when its time to have a... Sign in to see full entry.

ok, so heres two facts i discovered and learnt how mysterious they were. Lets start with food onward. The ever changin' taste Well, lets say your parents gave you a chunk of some new sort of chicken. You liked it. And you wanted more. And more. And more. Then when you get your personal box, it... Sign in to see full entry.