My life-in a hilarious form for all

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Tuesday, January 8, 2008

A series of unfortu-Wet events

So, today was nothing special. But, since I haven't written a proper long blog for a while, I'll strectch it out for you. I woke up with a stomach ache. Not the best thing to get you out of bed is it? But, being the brave heart I am, I sit up and eat the (Burnt) toast that mom gives me and drink the... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, January 7, 2008

A double crossing snake in my own school!

Well, I just found out that my so called 'mate' put me up for a poll on who people like the least! How dare she! She's a dubble crossin snake! A snake thats scared of snakes, mind you! Ive just text her to anckowledge her of the fact that I know. Thats no way to treat your mates! That does it! As... Sign in to see full entry.

Just another (not so) manic monday

Well for a 'manic monday' absoloutley naff all has happened(oh yeah and those of you wondering the sword shop was shut too, so not even that happened.) Its back to school (as another blogger described, the three worst words in the english language-so thanks for whoever that was) and I can tell you,... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, January 6, 2008

Katana, katana, smaurai and tomaska...and so forth

Well, this morning, I dragged myself out of bed at half eight to go to bescot sunday market to buy (unbelievabley) a tomaska sword. I dont really know how I managed to convince dad to go up bescot on a sunday to buy a sword, but I suppose 'kill bill' movies tied into it. You see, dad likes Katana... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, January 5, 2008

I got locked away and it was my brother that saved the day

Ok, so last night, mom had the poops and had to stay downstairs where the toilet was closest( the outdoor one) and I stayed up with her(because i thought she might need someone there incase she needed something other than a plop and not to mention i like staying up late) Anyway, i was sitting up,... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, January 4, 2008

A few things that may spook you and/or make you laugh...

So, Ive gathered a few things(the spooky and the funny) for you to take a peak at.... #1 There is a cool new 'drunken santa' on the internet, whom has mysterious white stuff in his sleigh and is arrested by the cops(followed by santa using quite...'foul' language ) You can veiw this at... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, January 3, 2008

r.i.p-py the goldfish

Its not a good idea to change your goldfish tank in the middle of a -0 temperature, esoecially not outside, since the goldfish will catch flu and die. I say this for only one particular reason, which you are about to unearth. You see, my brother (rory for those who have forgotten since I've been... Sign in to see full entry.

IM HOME!!

HELLO EVERYONE!!! MADAME COATES IS BACK!!! Yes, its been a long time since, but I'm back in buisnness! Glad to be home everyone-I can tell you all that. And now to climb up to fifth place again. Yes, well with the christmas season all done and the new year being back on track, lets reveiw whats been... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

A series of (VERY)unfortunate events(starring me)

Ok everyone, I'd like to tell you of a VERY unfortunate event-that,as some of you may realize all of a sudden, came back in AVENGENCE. Yes, it was the horrifying, terrible the most UNFORTUNATE ACCIDENT that could ever take place! The unfortunate-est of unfortunate events(it even out does lemony... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, December 16, 2007

The ungratefull-est kid I've ever met

Well, after the 'shockingly' boring day Ive endured, I made a little present for mum and dad(screw rory-he never gives ME anything) and btw, it was a very small present(a poem each, but they don't know that) And as for Rory, he gets zip. Well, I did give him a newspaper and taught him how to make... Sign in to see full entry.

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