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Exactly, I think all women with big boobs will have to be searched
posted by
SuccessWarrior
on August 14, 2006 at 9:25 AM
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SuccessWarrior -- we've seen that type of ploy before
Machine gun boobs in one of the Austin Powers movies. We can all thank Mike Myers for warning us of this threat.
posted by
gomedome
on August 14, 2006 at 8:11 AM
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Darrke, what if it's not silicone in their but liquid explosives?
posted by
SuccessWarrior
on August 14, 2006 at 7:49 AM
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Oh, yeah, and the editorial cartoon to go with...
picture a woman breast feeding and trying to get past airport security. I'm sorry, maam, you'll have to leave those here or you can't board the plane...
posted by
DarrkeThoughts
on August 14, 2006 at 7:45 AM
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Missed opportunities...
I was listening to the news and thinking of a blog. I never got around to writing it, but maybe it would fit in one of yours if you have the time...kind of a Jeff Foxworthy tone: You might be a terrorist if...
...you sneak a baby bottle on a plane
...buy too many cell phones
...take photographs of bridges
I'm sure there's just dozens of these, but I've been to tired and distracted to think of them all (or even enough for a proper blog...)
posted by
DarrkeThoughts
on August 14, 2006 at 7:41 AM
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gome, it's not going to be far off where it's like that
Special air passenger jumpsuits and no carry ons allowed.
posted by
SuccessWarrior
on August 13, 2006 at 1:10 PM
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SuccessWarrior - The editorial cartoon of our local paper said it all
New signage for the pre-security area of our airport now reads: "Please Make Sure That Your Lugage is Empty" ......"All passengers must be naked prior to boarding" and the sign at the information desk "Please arrive at the airport 48 hours prior to your flight to familiarize yourself with the ever changing rules" .....sadly we are almost at this point.
posted by
gomedome
on August 13, 2006 at 10:24 AM
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I didn't read anything while on vacation so
I'll head over to your blogs right now.
posted by
SuccessWarrior
on August 13, 2006 at 10:06 AM
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Hmm, I find it interesting that we're both writing
Very similar posts lately. Yours of course are tongue-in-cheek, as I've said before. Mine are written from a more serious, searchers viewpoint.
But really, our posts have the same tone.
posted by
Passionflower
on August 13, 2006 at 10:00 AM
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