Thursday, December 30, 2004Skin Colour Is The Most Convenient Way To Judge A PersonThere is a large group of people who believe the universe, and consequently all forms of life and existence, are a direct result of intelligent design, i.e. the creation of God, or at least a God. The main substance of this theory is an assumption that life’s complicated design could have only come... Sign in to see full entry.Sunday, December 5, 2004MONEY ISN’T EVERYTHINGI bet that if you was to ask Ariala whether the money she earns on Blogit is the most important reason for her being here, she would say no (if she was being honest). To those who haven’t got it, money is everything. Money is the magic key that can open the door to a world of opportunities, not to... Sign in to see full entry.Saturday, December 4, 2004BLOGGER HYPOCRISYYou know those bloggers who whine constantly about how unfair it is their blogs don’t get read by as many people as those blogs which have a ridiculous headline including a variant of the word, ‘blog’? Shit, I’ve forgotten what I was going to say... Sign in to see full entry.Friday, December 3, 2004BLOGIT WOMENToday I found out there is another attractive woman on Blogit. All together, this brings the total number of Blogit women I’d like to mate with to three. Fantastic! When looking for attractive women on Blogit who I’m never going to meet, I take great care in confirming the picture of a female... Sign in to see full entry.Thursday, December 2, 2004WHEN EDITORS GO BADThe other day I submitted a satirical piece to a website, the name of which won’t be given for reasons that will appear vaguely obvious later. Two days after submitting the article, I received an email from the editor, telling me he would consider using it for next week’s updated site. All I had to... Sign in to see full entry.Wednesday, December 1, 2004DEBUNKING COMMON MYTHS.Some of you may have noticed that a lot of people around you tend to talk a lot of rubbish, also showing a willingness to believe rubbish (you may have also noticed that the title of this blog sounds like a washing powder commercial). Just take Republicans and Christian Conservatives for an example.... Sign in to see full entry.Monday, November 22, 2004BRITISH VERSUS AMERICAN: WHO'S THE DADDY?When it comes to competing against our American rivals, us Brits usually find ourselves on the losing side. One instance that comes to mind straight away is the Olympics, where American athletes put British athletes to shame, usually forcing them to sell their self respect to the first person who is... Sign in to see full entry.Sunday, November 21, 2004I WANT KELLI TO GIVE ME MORE RESPECT.I received quite a large and detailed email last night from a blogger called Kelli. I'm sure she won't mind me mentioning it. The email read as follows: I would respect you more... if you had some balls. You know, I would also respect myself more if I had some balls. I can't tell you how... Sign in to see full entry.Friday, November 19, 2004WHO WANTS TO BE A TERRORIST?I'm looking for people who want to pursue the exciting and rewarding career of terrorism, as I have just started a brand new terrorist group. At present, I am the only member of said group. The name of my terrorist group is Al-Mujahadeen-Chris. Remember it well, for it will soon be recognised as the... Sign in to see full entry. |