Friday, February 25, 2005The Philosopher’s StonedThe main appeal of philosophy (and the philosophers who practice it) is it all sounds exceptionally clever, and deeply thought provoking. However, this wise guy façade is only kept in place on the surface. Start digging a little deeper into philosophy and you soon find that behind all the clever... Sign in to see full entry.Sunday, February 20, 2005Picture Story.Once upon a time, in a land rife with funny accents and wonky teeth, lived a handsome young man called chris2303. Chris2303, or chris2303 as he was known by his friends, was a quiet, placid man - a man who always looked for good in other people. Although his sexual perversions were often frowned... Sign in to see full entry.Saturday, February 19, 2005THE ONLINE WRITING MARKETPLACE: PICTURE OF HUSBAND NUMBER ONE BLOGWell at least he's a good looking husband... It seems these days that it’s nigh on impossible to find something that is what it says it is. One instance that comes to mind is the war against terror. It’s a popular brand, that one, but most civilised people are aware that it’s really a high profile... Sign in to see full entry.Tuesday, February 15, 2005HOW TO PLAGIARISE YOURSELF TO SUCCESSToo many people are too quick to bad mouth the fine service plagiarism provides. When used correctly, plagiarism opens the doors to new ideas and thus improved creativity. However, the little effort required to make plagiarism work is often sacrificed to save time, and instead of ending up with a... Sign in to see full entry.Monday, February 14, 2005The Saddest Sight In The World.For some people, the saddest sight in the world is seeing someone else, or a group of people, suffering. Indeed, many people have sympathy for the thousands who starve to death in Africa - for the children who go to bed at night with flies on their face. Apropos, many people think the war in Iraq is... Sign in to see full entry.Sunday, February 13, 2005Valentine BloggersIf there was only one blogger I could spend Valentine’s Day with, it would be you. In reality though, Valentine’s Day pisses me off almost as much as Christmas. I’ve never understood the appeal of receiving love messages in over priced Hallmark cards from some idiot who doesn’t tell you who they are... Sign in to see full entry.Saturday, February 12, 2005INTERNET WEIRDOES AND THEIR "VICTIMS"The last time I was on Blogit there was some, er, "controversy" surrounding a girl blogger called Kelli (who I assume has left) and some kind of.......Internet weirdo who liked to write poetry and generally be, well, a little weird. I think his name was electric light toilet, or something like that.... Sign in to see full entry.Sunday, February 6, 2005Quite Possibly, I Am A Disgusting Human Being.I’m not sure whether it was the total lack in good sex that made me decide to do it, or whether it was simply a curiosity spurred on by a scene from the film, ‘Road Trip’. Whatever the reason, the fact that I voluntarily stuck my fingers up my bottom trying to find the male g spot probably renders... Sign in to see full entry.Friday, February 4, 2005Who Gives A Shit About The Pope Anyway?Hands up those people who actually give a shit that the pope is in hospital with the sniffles? Hmm, I don’t see many hands...but then again I am looking at the keyboard so I can see what shit I’m typing out. For the purpose of making this easy for me, I shall assume from here on that you don’t care... Sign in to see full entry.Wednesday, February 2, 2005PIMP MY WIFEI like watching that program on MTV called ‘Pimp My Ride’. For those of you who aren’t fortunate enough to posses the intellectual capacity to understand MTV programming, let me give you a quick run down of how the show works. Basically, a rapper called Xzibit gives one lucky person the chance to... Sign in to see full entry. |