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RachelAnna: Sweet girl, how could I ever be wrong?
posted by
chris2303
on December 1, 2004 at 11:13 PM
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the-loanlady
The trick is to get the perfect partner on the first attempt, or purchase the best one - whatever.
posted by
chris2303
on December 1, 2004 at 11:13 PM
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Hollee
Well good, I'm glad you appreciate my infinite wisdom.
posted by
chris2303
on December 1, 2004 at 11:11 PM
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Quirky
I know, it could have been more comprehensive but in all honesty, that blog took me three days to complete as it is!
posted by
chris2303
on December 1, 2004 at 11:10 PM
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gypsyred
I also do the same thing, only I have lots of other lies in between the big lies, and the enormously ridiculous lies.
posted by
chris2303
on December 1, 2004 at 11:09 PM
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LMAO
Although, you're wrong.
posted by
RachelAnna
on December 1, 2004 at 7:26 PM
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So now let me get it straight- only size matters for lesbians, because beauty would not count. And always be honest with your man and tell him the reason you dumped him was because it was too small., and not pretty. No wait I'm confused. Size does matter and don't let anyone with a little stick tell me otherwise!
posted by
the-loanlady
on December 1, 2004 at 2:44 PM
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Chris - am so glad you have now cleared all of this up for me. You are my
idle - um,. . . .idol.
posted by
Hollee
on December 1, 2004 at 1:36 PM
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Chris,
Always telling it like it is, right??
I think you should do a few more...there are some you missed.
posted by
Julia.
on December 1, 2004 at 1:09 PM
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Chris...
I save my lying for when I think the truth might be too painful to take. And even then, it's sometimes iffy which path I'll choose!
posted by
RedHeadedGypsy
on December 1, 2004 at 12:44 PM
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SYMPHONY:You're welcome. I plagiarised the whole thing from an encyclopedia
posted by
chris2303
on December 1, 2004 at 12:43 PM
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gypsyredhead33
Thanks! Glad to know someone else understands the situation. Wait a minute, do you really mean that or are you lying to make me feel better? Because if you are, thanks!
posted by
chris2303
on December 1, 2004 at 12:40 PM
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lol....thank you for filling me up with intelligents
posted by
_Symphony_
on December 1, 2004 at 12:38 PM
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David1Spirit: Come back to the dark side...if I can't quit then no one
else should be allowed to. Yeah, one big circle of coughing heroes.
posted by
chris2303
on December 1, 2004 at 12:34 PM
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Good One Chris!
I've always been one to say size matters for everything, not just in sex. Honesty is never the best policy if someone's asking if they look fat in something and if looks don't matter why wouldn't I date the fat, slovenly, long haired metal head that asked me out? LOL,, Great Post.
posted by
RedHeadedGypsy
on December 1, 2004 at 12:32 PM
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Chris, you have a way with words!
Those cigarrette comments...........they make me so weak.......LOL
posted by
David1Spirit
on December 1, 2004 at 12:31 PM
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average works for me...
posted by
Ariala
on December 1, 2004 at 12:30 PM
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Probably about nineteen inches then.
posted by
chris2303
on December 1, 2004 at 12:30 PM
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David1Spirit
The scary thing is hearing the men scream. Makes my homophobic blood boil, it does.
Thanks for reading, it took several throat hitting cigarettes to get through that. Cigarettes...
posted by
chris2303
on December 1, 2004 at 12:29 PM
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Chris, I dunno, I always forget the friggin ruler
posted by
Ariala
on December 1, 2004 at 12:24 PM
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ROFL
Man, glad to see you back again! I couldn't agree more. Those who spout off about size doesn't matter obviously never heard a woman scream from passion. They heard them screaming all right, but for a different reason...LOL
posted by
David1Spirit
on December 1, 2004 at 12:23 PM
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scoop
Damn straight, he's worth at least thrity quid (about 700 dollars in your money). I'll let him know you put in an offer.
posted by
chris2303
on December 1, 2004 at 11:05 AM
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Ariala
How big is too big then? Like, three inches or something? 'Cos that would be great...
posted by
chris2303
on December 1, 2004 at 11:01 AM
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Well that about covers it. Now getting to honesty this post is
honestly very good so where the hell is Chris, bring him back we will pay good money for him, well maybe not good but some, uh just bring him back and I will give you a cookie, good boy
posted by
scoop
on December 1, 2004 at 11:01 AM
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Frankenkitty
Yeah, it was pretty pointless. haha
posted by
chris2303
on December 1, 2004 at 11:00 AM
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thanks for sharing this insightful information. I am one of the few women
who feel big penises are too intrusive and uncomfortable...and no, I'm not a lesbian (yet)
posted by
Ariala
on December 1, 2004 at 10:49 AM
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Advice in social politics.
Scary stuff man. I wasn't prepared for that sort of raw ego raping. Take care
posted by
Flumpystalls3000
on December 1, 2004 at 10:36 AM
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