Modern kids can’t relate to kings, horses or even an egg sitting on a wall so at this time, Crapload News brings you a public service message that should clear things up. No, we are not the first to cover this story, Cunning Linguist did a bang-up job, but he got me to thinking the whole thing must be confusing in this day and age. Dumpty, it seems was a shy one, never coming out of his shell, then one day he decided it was high time to protest Wal*Mart. He was upset about the Chinese content of... Sign in to see full entry.