Warped thoughts: Water ya gonna do for a lawn this year?

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Sunday, July 30, 2006

Water ya gonna do for a lawn this year?

-or- The thirsty thistle Blues Phhhhht-Phhhhhht-Phhhhht-Phhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the maddening sound of the circular recoil spring pulse type sprinkler as it sticks once again and refuses to reverse its direction. Every year, it’s the same thing. Go out and buy a good sprinkler, the type that requires a financial advisor and a bank loan, but actually works. Or get the low-ball-cheapo type that sell for fifty-seven cents a gross, and work for approximately 2.4 seconds before locking up,... Sign in to see full entry.

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