Warped thoughts for Friday, June 23, 2006

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Friday, June 23, 2006

The red wire or the blue wire?

The hero mops sweat from his brow, turns to the beautiful girl in the impossibly short skirt and mutters, “ I can never remember on these nuclear devices that can destroy the world, is it the blue wire or the red wire I have to cut to disarm it, save the world and just possibly, get a little tonight?” The girl, hikes her skirt up to a PG17 rating and replies flippantly, “well, if you blow up the world, you aren’t getting any from me!” This is central to any movie that features a device set to... Sign in to see full entry.

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