On warping thoughts
The inside out must fit the paradigm to properly exponiate the ridiculosity factor. You see, warped is not merely weird. Warped is not just strange. Warped is ridiculous with an exponent. Warped is when I walk by the TV. The show, “ The Guiding Light” is on. Lizzie (well, I think it is Lizzie) is nearing the delivery of her baby. She asks the dr. what all the stuff hooked up to her is. He replies, “that’s the fetal monitor.” I cover her response with one of my own, in a Lizzie-like voice, “why... Sign in to see full entry.