Warped thoughts for Tuesday, July 4, 2006

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Tuesday, July 4, 2006

I have no idea.

Space aliens invade Earth, want their money back! Wait a minute, are they alien to space? According to the tabloids, most space aliens are gay, and want to make out with Fidel Castro. Now we know why they want their money back. Fidel didn’t want them there anyway, they weren’t Castro-rated! When he kicked them off his island, they were good survivors and wanted to look more like humans, so they made an appointment with a plastic sturgeon. Well, that didn’t go so good, and the caviar made them... Sign in to see full entry.

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