Phryday
Doesn’t that seem more upscale than Friday? On Friday, you drink beer until you barf on your shoes. But on a Phryday, one would imbibe on Champagne until one regurgitates on one’s Gucci loafers. On Friday, you watch Blue Collar Comedy until you pass out from too many Budweisers. On Phryday, one takes in the opera until one seeks repose as a side effect of Chateau Lafitte. Very upscale indeed, don’t you think? Now that the long weekend is here, admit it, we’ve been slacking since Thursday... Sign in to see full entry.