Scientists discover cave writings that tell an amazing tale. In a cave in France, near the town of Sur-Lac du Bedrock, Crapload News has caught up with cave writing expert, Sir Stonewall. What has been interpreted from the cave writings changes our present concepts of the relationship between human and dinosaurs. According to Stonewall, the roughly hewn hieroglyphics relate the, frankly, unbelievable story of the first dinosaur to be given driving lessons. Sir Stonewall, a leading... Sign in to see full entry.