On hands and knees, butt in air, the statue of Brittney Spears birthing that is, I don’t know, is it causing a ruckus? I saw it on TV, as much as they would show, which certainly wasn’t the end with the baby’s head crowning. As much a magical experience as the birth of a child is, I’m not sure I would want it in marble. Imagine having that on your coffee table, what a conversation starter. Jehovah’s Witness: “May we come in and talk to you for a moment?” Me: “Why certainly, just put your... Sign in to see full entry.