Catholic church goes mobile
Crapload News interviews Cardinal Kant Resist to find out what’s up in Holy Land. CLN: Cardinal, the church is in deep doo concerning all the molestation charges, and settlements are bringing the church financially to it’s knees, much the same way it’s victims were, any comments? Cardinal: While the church still officially refuses to admit any wrongdoing, we see fit to grant the monetary requests of the “offended” to, well, keep their yaps shut. Yes, this will cost a rather large small fortune.... Sign in to see full entry.