I’m here to tell the tale, that is if you want to hear the whole story right down to the tail. You may have seen the TV commercial for J.C. Penny’s sale. (Yes, they’re having a sale this week, imagine that.) Naturally, I thought if a drop-dead gorgeous model can swing her hips and attract the opposite sex, well, then equality should apply. So I decided to give it a try on my wife. I got into my sexiest (oh, hell, my only) blue jean cut-offs with the frayed threads that are fraying. I was going... Sign in to see full entry.