The roof needs repair. There is painting to be done. Someone needs to take care of the lawn. Who ya gonna call? Well, certainly not ghostbusters, try the landlord. Oh, I forgot, I own my own house, I am the damn landlord. And a lazy one at that. Me: “Hey, landlord, the place needs some work!” Myself: “Is the roof down around your shoulders?” Me: “Well, no.” Myself: “Fuggedaboutit!” See what I have to deal with? I fear this year my lawn mower is going to fail to start. Every year I pray that it... Sign in to see full entry.