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The sturgeon general reports that not all fish eggs are caviar. In matters of roe, it’s caveat emptor. Speaking of roe v wade, did you know the seat across a boat is called thwart? Furthermore, sometimes sitting on such a seat will cause a wart. So how do you thwart a wart you got from a thwart? Thilly, I don’t know. I was visiting my therapist the other day, a strange little lady named Thera. I refuse to pay the fee because I wasn’t feeling any better. Now, in plain pidgin English, Thera... Sign in to see full entry.