Warped thoughts for Sunday, February 5, 2006

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Sunday, February 5, 2006

Gravity doesn’t exist.

Isaac Newton, meet the apple. They hit it off famously. We all know what gravity does, it’s just that nobody knows exactly what gravity is. As the years go by, gravity is that strange force that makes the numbers on one’s digital scale increase. One can add gravity to one’s body by increasing food intake, but at the same time, one cannot actually touch gravity. Consider the age-old riddle – which weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks? Herein lies the crux of the matter. Doesn’t it... Sign in to see full entry.

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