Warped thoughts for Tuesday, January 3, 2006

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Tuesday, January 3, 2006

Star Trek – The Musical

The curtain goes up, a giant space vessel prop appears in the background. The crew, in shadow, make their way on stage with slow-motion Gazelle steps until they form a circle around Captain James Tiberius Kirk. They hum and sway slowly back and forth as a Royal Blue spotlight trains on Kirk’s face, he throws his hands up dramatically and squints at the audience and begins to (ulp) sing – “I am the captainwhere’smy……..ship?” The crew circles clockwise – “He is the captainwhere’shis……..ship?” Kirk... Sign in to see full entry.

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