Warped thoughts for Friday, January 27, 2006

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Friday, January 27, 2006

Breakfast at the Hard Rock Café.

I called out for another drink, the waiter brought a tray. Tracy Chapman got arrested for speeding, turns out she really does have a fast car. Mornings at the Hard Rock start off with a stiff drink. Then the gossip begins. Someone mentions, “I heard David Blaine got married.” Her friend answers, “oh really, who did he sweep off of her feet now?” Carlos Santana leans over and whispers, “some black magic woman.” Steve Miller adds, “abracadabra.” I thought he was going to reach out and grab me.... Sign in to see full entry.

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