Warp 17.2357 Mr. Sulu.
Just exactly what is a warped thought? Take a twisted thought and screw with it until it cries uncle! Like this, picture captain Picard sitting on the vacu-john on deck 7, thinking to himself “Hmm, at this speed in this quadrant, I really am going where no man has gone before!” Or maybe Scotty down in engineering wondering, “I wonder, can you use dylethium crystals as suppositories?” Perhaps captain James Tiberius Kirk contemplating, “Geez, if I have to endure another episode without seat belts,... Sign in to see full entry.