Miracles for hire.
What if I told you I had a product that would grow hair on bowling balls? You would think (and rightly so) that I was crazy. What if you wanted hair so bad, you bought some of my elixir. I, then, would think you were crazy but I would take (and rightly so) your money. Six months later you would accost me on the street (and rightly so) demanding a refund since my product grew not one hair on your head. Then I would proclaim smugly (and rightly so) that of course it can’t grow hair on the human... Sign in to see full entry.