Aunty Holly

There's nothing better than a good Feline Lap Dance. As soon as my Staff members are seated, I immediately pounce into my Lap Dancing Routine. Dancing techniques used, however, are very important, and you may wish to study Aunty Holly's Lap Dancing Practise Techniques which demonstrate the following; The Basic Lap Dance. As you may have already noted, Staff can only stand on two legs, which are normally placed in front of them, when seated on a chair or bench. Only two paws are placed on each of... Sign in to see full entry.

Spring cleaning can be so enjoyable! Take my staff's recent 'Wardrobe Maintenance Weekend'. One by one, they paraded an endless array of fabrics and textures to stretch one's claws into. From their slinky black couture evening dresses of the 40's to the psychedelic kaftans of 70's, my staff provided a fabulous side show of the unfashionable - taken out and unashamedly aired. Even more fascinating are the catalogues of memorabilia poked down into their closet's shadowy depths - vast rolls of... Sign in to see full entry.

My staff's Motor Beast has moved into the garage, adjacent to my quarters. I rarely engage in Felosophy (the intellectual pursuit of feline wisdom), so this is not an event on which I intend to dwell, however, I cannot help wondering ' Do motor beasts have a soul? Are they alive?'. On reflection, I think 'Yes' – and there appear to be several signs to confirm my suspicions. Firstly my staff frequently refer to the silver beast as 'James' ( i.e. Take me home James), yet they do not appear to name... Sign in to see full entry.

Fabulous Places Garages! There's nothing better than to spend a relaxing evening whilst humans excavate the cavern for their motor vehicle. What is more satisfying than to stroll on top a deserted shelf, searching for vermin? Or pounce into draughty corners, hunting the dark, shadowy apparitions of staff. Imagine the delight when one finds that opened box of papers, just awaiting your tender, shredding claw! Fathom the possibilities of that disused cardboard box thrown into the corner, where one... Sign in to see full entry.

My staff have suddenly become nocturnal – eyes glued to the television, watching the Olympics. Even Oscar (my staff's pet fish for whom WWI/II documentaries are particularly appealing) was transfixed by the opening's fireworks...not to mention the water.... Anyhow, undeterred until the early hours, my householders have become captivated by an international array of homo sapiens with a passion for unprecedented pain. So in a valiant attempt to understand proceedings, I have decided to make a... Sign in to see full entry.