Aunty Holly

My entire week has been frittered away watching the incalculable ineptitude of human beings who have been catering to the every whim of their Computer Beasts. I have a love/hate relationship with these Monsters - beneath their warm, inviting purr lies an ulterior motive. That bright hissing electronic charm is only a front to lure Staff away from my basic needs! Its enough to make a Feline fraught with frustration –. Totally unable to assist, I purveyed the scene - the majority of my Staff's... Sign in to see full entry.

Living lives to the fullest is so important and planning ahead is also imperative. Therefore, with intentions of Time Travel - I have listed Aunty Holly's Proposed Nine Lives, filled with glamour, adventure and fame. Life 1. Aunty Holly - Chief of Staff, Feline Advisor, Excellent Mouser and Feline Fatale. You have to start somewhere... Life 2. Rusty – Actor - Ellie May's Beverly Hillillies Cat. You can't get Staff like that any more! Life 3.Top Cat – Actor/Role model – Wise cracking natural... Sign in to see full entry.

Getting away from it all is one of my Staff's favourite pastimes. Exactly what it is they escape to, on the other hand.... Staff: That's it – I've had it! Let's escape to the beach for the weekend. A.Holly: You've had What? A Lobotomy? Beach? Escape? Surely I have never offended my Staff to that extent! Not the Beach! At any rate, no situation is ever improved by adding water, unless you're planning to register as a Canine. Staff: And I've got a Great Idea - Staff 'Ideas' are always a matter for... Sign in to see full entry.

My Staff are enthusiastic, dedicated collectors. Their interest has been carefully cultivated over many years and they proudly display these collections in our special, purpose built 'Staff Shed'. Their passion, passed from one generation to the next, contains some of the most pre-eminent examples of Rust I have had the privilege to encounter. They have an excellent collection of paint tins, garden furniture, scooters, sporting goods and lawn implements – all covered in comprehensive varieties... Sign in to see full entry.

My Staff have only three main responsibilities. Adhere to my dietary requirements Maintain a fastidious house Provide fabulous weather. Whilst they appear to have maintained an excellent standard on the first two counts, I am very disappointed by their lack of attention to the third. They understand exactly what is required, but are determined to ignore my requests. Do they enjoy cold, dank mornings and freezing nights? Perhaps they have a perverse fascination with chilblains? Their attitude is... Sign in to see full entry.