Aunty Holly

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Friday, July 23, 2004

Lizard Eaters Anonymous (LEA)

Greetings, Tabby Cat - Aunt Holly - Welcomes you to her log on feline etiquette. What splendid weather it has been for catching lizards. Small, succulent and tender, they complement any afternoon snack. The predatory technique of course is vital. Make sure that your claws are always clean and well sharpened before finding that dripping tap, flooded with sunlight, behind which your 'aperitif' loves to laze. Once identified, pounce quickly, and try to avoid that vulgar habit some felines develop... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, July 19, 2004

Aunt Holly and feline etiquette II

Greetings, Tabby Cat - Aunt Holly Welcomes you to her log on feline etiquette. Social Tragedy! – My Household Occupants are Feral! You would think that well trained humans would keep their fur-less hands out from under my paws! On Saturday an elderly staff member dropped a pen onto the floor and then foolishly put their palm under my claw, as I was Graciously pointing out where it had landed. Unfortunately their vein was pierced and their hand turned an unsightly purple. In a wild uproar,... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, July 15, 2004

Aunt Holly and feline etiquette

Greetings, Tabby Cat - Aunt Holly Welcomes you to her log on feline etiquette. Keeping a fastidious house can sometimes be time consuming and difficult. Its important to nurture and maintain human contact - with time, many can be quite endearing and responsible. I've had a genuinely outstanding week - the weather has been fine, the food excellent, and remaining wildlife under control. At last I think I have reached an agreement with the leader of the local magpie clan, the "Inspector" - whose... Sign in to see full entry.

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