Aunty Holly

Commend Me for by bravery! Aunty Holly has entered the Belly of the Motor Beast – and lived to tell the tale! Yesterday Staff insisted on gutting the fabric covers inside their favourite Petroleum Pet – Gleefully covering My front yard in foam, dust and grit. What an unsightly mess! The challenge had been flung before Me – and I felt duty bound to assist – Nothing would stop this fearless Feline! No longer could I bear witness to My Staffs' hapless attempts at replacing the Beasts inner linings... Sign in to see full entry.

I had nothing to do with it - I was deep in thought at the time. My Staff will attest to my innocence! How dare those Birds accuse Me of losing control - They don't even taste good! Aunty Holly rarely gets hot under her bejewelled collar, but this weekend was the last claw! After months of failed negotiations, the local 'Gang of Four' Noisy Miner Birds have regretfully suffered the loss of one of their most cherished members. I say regretfully because it happened to drop dead right under my... Sign in to see full entry.

Since my Staff remains as useful as a wet rag in a rainstorm – and are persistently spending more time with Influenza than with me – I continue to post 'Aunty Holly's Guide for Active Felines II'. Bareback Riding/Postie Pouncing. This one is for the truly bored Felines amongst you, and one of my colleagues favourite Kittenish pursuits. Canines beware! Step 1 Identify a suitably naive Human – the easiest part! Step 2. Identify a suitable Hallway/Deck Area where escape for Human is difficult. Step... Sign in to see full entry.

Since my Staff have currently chosen to be inflicted with Flu, (their wet noses akin to our neighbouring Canine's), there is little of amusement value in our household at present. I have therefore been left to my own devices and since the remedy for boredom always action, I am posting Aunty Holly's Rainy Day Guide for Active Felines pt l. 1.Pin the Claw in the Staff Member. Always a favourite. Start by choosing a lethargic Staff Member. Stalk stealthily around them, finding the best possible... Sign in to see full entry.

Its Spring, and the Lizards are jumping! There is nothing more satisfying than a good days hunting on our back deck. Behind our kitchen lies a vast sunny concrete breeding ground for fresh Skinks. What could be more enjoyable than to sup on a juicy morsel in the morning, and then be able to parade it inside the house, shortly afterwards. Despite staff protests, I always stick to a strict protocol – Lizards are always eaten whole, any additional tails taken inside, and arranged tastefully. Devon... Sign in to see full entry.