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auntyholly - Boy Kitty expresses his undying gratitude and is even now
practicing his dance . . . :)

posted by Hollee on August 27, 2004 at 5:05 PM | link to this | reply

Boy Kitty,

Some staff are inherently more talented than others in this regard. Try dancing with the most experienced member and i'm sure in no time the others will want to improve and compete for your attention! If you are still having problems, try a couple of slower double steps on each leg, whilst digging your claws in deeply, to secure your position. This will at least embarrass your staff into making a spectacle of themselves, whilst you be asked to desist. Thanx for reading, and keep those paws tapping!

posted by auntyholly on August 27, 2004 at 4:57 PM | link to this | reply

Auntyholly - Boy Kitty always ends up with tail end pointing toward
face of staff - staff them pushes him off the lap - any advice for Boy Kitty?

posted by Hollee on August 27, 2004 at 6:09 AM | link to this | reply