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Husband's response to Mudroom - What? you mean they've built a Multi User Dungeon? Aunty Holly still has a lot to learn!
posted by
auntyholly
on September 16, 2004 at 7:29 AM
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You are too wise for words auntyholly
posted by
Hollee
on September 16, 2004 at 7:23 AM
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Boy-Kitty
Oh Dear Boy-Kitty! Not a MUDROOM! Yes - there are two species of White Machine Beasts kept by Staff - Cold/Wet and Warm/Dry. Firstly, beware the clutches of that Warm,Dry machine beast - it may be friendly on the outside, but one wrong step inside and you'll make a great fashion accessory. Action must be taken immediately - Protest Deposits are an excellent start, but I would recommend a more strenuous path.
Wait until the Wet Machine Beast is asleep. Carefully look for the outlet pipe extending out from its body - which goes into the drain. Place your paw underneath the pipe and flick it toward you. When next the Wet Machine Beast is awake, its watery drudge will flow freely through to Staff quarters. Repeated several times, this is an extremely effective way of ruining unwise Staff initiatives - and their MUDROOM will soon be relocated to a more suitable area of your household, away from important bird-watching locales.
posted by
auntyholly
on September 16, 2004 at 7:20 AM
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auntyholly, my staff are building what they call a mudroom to house
their winter fur and those two white machines they throw clothes into - the one that gets warm is delighful - the other one just makes noise and rocks across the floor. I don't approve of the mudroom as it encroaches upon my bird-watching space, so I made a deposit in it the other night. It seemed to cause a ruckus, however they continue to build this monstrosity - any advice?
posted by
Hollee
on September 15, 2004 at 6:21 AM
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Ca88andra
Glad you dropped by - as you can see I'm just a staff member working for the great Feline herself!
posted by
auntyholly
on September 15, 2004 at 5:26 AM
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auntyholly - sorry I haven't dropped in before, its just that pets and gardening aren't on my list of favourite things! But now and again I will make an effort....
posted by
Ca88andra
on September 15, 2004 at 4:55 AM
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