Food is more important to me than air

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Friday, September 22, 2017

Carbon copy

The mistress collects the homeworks in the class.She finds that one pupil has returned a blank sheet: ''Jerry, why have not written anything on your paper?" "I reveal the secret to you ma'am.I've copied from my classmate"he replied. Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, September 21, 2017

Beach hawker

A tourist went to the seaside accompanied by a female guide.He saw a woman with a lot of bags wandering on the beach: "Why is she roaming around?"he asked the guide "She's a beach hawker'' replied the guide "And what does she sell?"continued the tourist "She sells seashells on the seashore" she... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, September 20, 2017

Wedding anniversary

A famous couple who was successful in their marriage reached the 50th wedding anniversary.A divorce lawyer was invited at the party.He asked the husband: ''What's your wish on this auspicious occasion?" "On seeing these fascinating ladies around me I pray God to reverse my life and grant my youth... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, September 19, 2017

Eraser

In a class of twenty pupils there was one who had the bad habit of making silly mistakes in his exercises. "Why it's always you?'asked the teacher. "Sir, if there were no mistakes there would have been no eraser'' he replied "And if there were no fools my job would have been easier"retorted the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, September 18, 2017

Starting salary

The boss interviews a candidate for the post of clerk: "Your starting salary is $500 dollars monthly.After three months it will rise to $600.So when do you want to start?" "Of course, I'll start now but I want to take a leave and come back after three months"replied the candidate Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, September 17, 2017

Breath & Death

The other day while reading the paper I learned that everytime I breathe a man dies on the planet. When I told this to my colleague he said: I'm not surprised.It's better for you to change your toothpaste" Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, September 16, 2017

The Centenary

In a remote village there was an old woman who had lived for 100 years.As it is a very rare event it was celebrated with great pomp.The Minister of Family was invited to attend the birthday party: "What's the secret behind such a long life?"asked the minister "Well, my dear there's nothing... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, September 14, 2017

The new frock

A husband accompanied his wife to a clothing store.She was in the change cabin trying a new frock.Half hour after having tried several dresses she reappeared.Her husband tells her: "This one fits you perfectly.It's magnificent, buy it!'' "But it's the one I was wearing on arriving here"she replied Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, September 13, 2017

Polygamy

A man who had married twice was sued for polygamy: "Most men can't manage with even one woman.How come you live with two wives?",asked the magistrate. "I spend the day with one wife and the night with the other woman", replied the accused "And what happens if both of them need you at the same... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, September 12, 2017

Metro/Retro

To solve the transport problems in Mauritius the government decided to introduce the metro system in the country and borrowed huge sums of money from India to implement the new project. However, due to waves of protests from the citizens and innumerable obstacles the project was abandoned. "What's... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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