Food is more important to me than air

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Tuesday, October 3, 2017

To be continued

A cine goer went to the movies.Having bought the ticket he sat comfortably to enjoy the picture.He kept the counterfoil with him after leaving. The next time he goes to the same cinema hall.He shows the counterfoil to the usher. "Sorry Sir.Buy a new ticket"ordered the usher. "I don't agree because... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, October 2, 2017

Customer care

A client walks into a bank for a monetary transaction.All the staff are tense and busy.They seem to work under pressure.On coming out of the bank after half hour, the customer care officer hands over an evaluation form to the client to give his opinion about the service. 'The staff lacks welcoming... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, October 1, 2017

Etiquette

Teacher:My friend do you have a change for a dollar? Student;Sure buddy Teacher:This is not the way to address your teacher.Try it again. Student:Excuse me Sir.Do you have the change for a dollar? Teacher:No my boy Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, September 29, 2017

Book your honeymoon.get one free

A hotel launched a weird promotion to attract couples going on honeymoon. 'BOOK A HONEYMOON GET ONE FREE' Being attracted by this offer, Johnson who was getting married contacted the hotel: "Hi, I want more info about the offer" "Excuse me Sir.How can I help you?",asked the receptionist "It's about... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, September 28, 2017

The fisherman

A poor fisherman living in a coastal village goes to the church: "Oh Lord make the fish eat all the bait today so that I can have a good catch.I promise to light a big candle in the church after selling the fish'' he prayed. Then he goes at sea.Indeed he returns with his boat full of fish.But he... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, September 27, 2017

The astrologer

A poor man goes to the astrologer: "Bad luck always follows me.Is there any hope for me to become rich in the future?' he questioned After seeing the crystal ball the astrologer tells him: "Don't worry my dear. This jinx is just temporary.Definitely you'll become wealthy soon" "How?'asked the fellow... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, September 26, 2017

Balance

A customer went to the bank; ''Good morning.How can I help you?' asked the receptionist "I want to check my balance"he said The receptionist approached nearer and pushed him Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, September 25, 2017

Suicide

A diabetic patient whose both feet were amputated was fed up of his life.One day he crawled on the top of a hill saying: "What's the use of living?.I'm going to jump down from here to put an end to my life. Many passersby were gathered to watch the scene.One of them cried: "Please don't commit... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, September 24, 2017

The Wallet

Two fishermen are on the river bank.Suddenly, a wallet falls from the pocket of one of them.After a few minutes a carp comes and grabs the wallet in its mouth.Then another one snatches it.A third one comes and takes it away: "What is there is your wallet that brings so many fish?' "I forgot to tell... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, September 23, 2017

God's flag

During the Sunday mass the pastor was praising the wonders of nature.At the end he put a a question to the assembly: "How many colours are there in God's Flag?" As everybody remained silent he gave the answer; "It's the rainbow with seven colours'' Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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