Food is more important to me than air

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Sunday, October 29, 2017

Match stick

A criminal who was sentenced to twenty years' imprisonment was allowed to keep one thing in the cell: "So, what will you have with you?", asked the jailer "I need a cartridge of cigarettes" he replied After twenty years when his cell was opened he was slapping his pockets: "Anybody got a match?" Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, October 28, 2017

Hats off

After a tough debate competition a brilliant candidate won the first prize: "Hats off to you my dear"yelled the organiser "Thank you.But first of all you must wear your hat"chuckled the candidate Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, October 27, 2017

The driver

As a programme on the computer was affected the user took it to the technician for repairs: "I have checked your PC.The programme has completely crashed.You need a new driver" "A driver without license?Besides I don't have a car''replied the user Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, October 26, 2017

Crocodile shoes

A woman who was fond of high fashionable articles was looking for a pair of crocodile shoes.Entering a grand shop she said: "I want a pair of crocodile shoes.I like to be different from others"' "Sorry ma'am we don't have it",replied the seller "Just too bad.Do you any shop in the area where it's... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, October 25, 2017

Artificial flower

A guy who was deeply in love proposed a woman: "Will you marry me?.I promise to care for you till my last breath.I will keep you like a flower it the urn" "I'm impressed.But will you change the flower when it withers?"asked the lady "Oh! yes you are right.It's better to put an artificial flower in... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, October 24, 2017

Fishing

On a free Sunday Alex decided to go fishing.As soon as he reached the seaside he threw the rod in water.But after a few hours he was dismayed because he did not catch a single fish.So, he went to the market and bought a kilo of fish and carried it home so that his wife does not mock at him: "It... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, October 23, 2017

Soccer match

During a soccer match a player pulls out the short of his opponent while dribbling.Furious, the referee immediately shows him the red card. After a few days the player is convoked by a disciplinary committee; "Are you crazy?Why did you commit such a reprehensible act?"asked the president "I was just... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, October 22, 2017

Archaelogist

A woman tells her friend: "I would like to marry an archaelogist' "Oh! I see.But why?"asked her friend "Because the older you grow the more he loves you"she explained Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, October 21, 2017

The dead do not die

A henpecked husband whose wife died was relieved: "Finally she's out of my life"he told a friend After the burial he was sleeping at night he heard her voice; 'So you're happy.Don't make merry.I'll come back'' "OMG! Turn her into a bait for the fish'' he prayed Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, October 20, 2017

Wear the herlmet

A few months after sexual intercourse a gild tells her boyfriend: "Do you know I'm pregnant?' "But how did it happen?What will I do with the child?"groaned the guy. "It was bound to happen.You rode the bike without wearing a helmet" she replied Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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