Food is more important to me than air

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Friday, August 25, 2017

Electronic cigarette

A police officer caught a man smoking at the hospital: "Excuse me Sir you've committed an offence.You' ll be fined for that"warned the cop "Sir but it's an electronic cigarette.It won't affect anybody"replied the guy "Yes but there is a lot of smoke.Have it's exhaust pipe repaired'' advised the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, August 24, 2017

Wednesday/Wedding day

During a seminar on marriage the presenter gave tips on how to make a wedding successful.Afterwards he invited questions from the audience: "Which is the best day to marry?"asked a participant "Of course, most people marry on Sundays"replied the presenter "I disagree with you. Wednesday is the best... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, August 23, 2017

Wedding

A newly married couple was invited in a TV programme to give their views about wedding: "How long have you been married?"began the presenter "Well, for ten years"replied the wife "Are you happy?" he continued "Yes, despite the ups and downs"said the woman. Now he turns towards the husband: "What do... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, August 22, 2017

Hunger strike

One Sunday morning Gerard decided to go fishing in a nearby lake.Equipped with all the necessary equipments he reached his destination.He started to fish but after a few hours no fish ate the bait. It was almost eveving and he did not catch a single fish.On returning home his wife asked: '' I've... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, August 21, 2017

In the dryer

Patient Alex who was admitted in a psychiatric hospital saw another inmate coming out of the bathroom wet: Hey, buddy give me a towel" said the patient. "There's no towel but I have a better idea"replied Alex He lifted the patient pushed him in the dryer Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, August 20, 2017

Metro Express

In a country where there is a high prevalence of unemployment the government overlooked the problem but decided to introduce the metro system to alleviate the means of transport. During a seminar on unemployment a young jobless graduate voiced out: "We are looking for jobs but this government is... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, August 19, 2017

Ball

A person went to watch a football match.On seeing the players running after the ball he vociferated: "Why all of you want only one ball? Next time iI'll bring a ball for everyone ' Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, August 18, 2017

Zero

A schoolboy reached home and told his father: "Dad the teacher has marked zero in all my subjects" ''You deserve it because you are not laborious"replied his dad "Dad, do you think a hero like me deserves all these zeros?"questioned the boy Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, August 17, 2017

The shoemaker

A woman whose shoes were torn went to a shoemaker: "Please make an effort to repair these shoes quickly as i need them to morrow" "Don't worry.I'll try my best ma'am'' he reassured She was on the point of leaving when suddenly when something struck her attention: "I think you must start by repairing... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, August 16, 2017

Michael

Michael, a chronic alcoholic had the bad habit of drinking everyday.The pastor who was worried about him once warned him: "Michael if you continue to drink like this you will gradually shrink and become smaller and smaller like a fly" As soon as he reached home he ordered his wife: "Margaret kill... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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