Food is more important to me than air

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Friday, September 7, 2018

Rainman

The teacher is explaining about vocabulary: Fireman-man who extinguishes fire Watchman-man who watches everything Roman-man from Rome Policeman-man from the police "And who is a rainman"asks the teacher "Man who walks in the rain"replies a student Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, September 5, 2018

Exami-nation

Teacher:"Which nation students hate the most?" Student:"Exami-nation" Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, September 4, 2018

Sentence writing

Teacher:"Write a sentence with the word sugar." Pupil:"Every morning I drink a cup of coffee" Teacher:"Where's the word sugar?" Pupil: "It's in the coffee" Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, September 3, 2018

Sugar

Doctor"As you are diabetic drink your tea without sugar" Patient:"But how will I sweeten the tea?" Dr:"Put a bee in it.You'll get honey" Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, September 1, 2018

Fuel

During a routine check a policeman stops a car.Seeing the state of the driver he tells him: "Excuse me Sir.It appears that you are under the influence of alcohol.I must do an alcootest with you" After a few minutes the result is positive. "Sorry Sir.I'll have to arrest you"intones the cop. "Sir try... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, August 30, 2018

Question paper

A student goes to take part in the final examination without any revision.As he can't answer the question paper he writes: 'I need notice of the questions' Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, August 28, 2018

No school

Little Ivan is sleeping soundly when suddenly his mother shouts: ''Wake up my boy.It's time for school" "Oh! mom let me sleep.There's no school today''replies Ivan. "But I just passed by the school.It's still there" retorts his mother. "If there's no school where will I go?" insists the boy Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, August 27, 2018

Pension card

l A patient who is on his deathbed calls his eldest son: "My son after I die take care of yoiur younger brothers" he affirms "OK dad,But what about your legacy?"asks the son "I'm handing over my pension card to you" replies the moribond Sign in to see full entry.

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Pension card

l A patient who is on his deathbed calls his eldest son: "My son after I die take care of yoiur younger brothers" he affirms "OK dad,But what about your legacy?"asks the son "I'm handing over my pension card to you" replies the moribond Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, August 25, 2018

kiss

Why do girls close their eyes when kissing? So that their partners don't see the dirt in their eyes Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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