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Thursday, September 20, 2018

It's not me

In a psychiatric hospital a new patient is being admitted: He is struggling and shouting: "No don't do this to me.I''m a prophet sent by God" Having heard this one of the patients replies; "Noooo, don't let him go.He's lying.I've not sent anyone" Sign in to see full entry.

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It's not me

In a psychiatric hospital a new patient is being admitted: He is struggling and shouting: "No don't do this to me.I''m a prophet sent by God" Having heard this one of the patients replies; "Noooo, don't let him go.He's lying.I've not sent anyone" Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, September 19, 2018

Icy cold

A desperate lover goes to the river to commit suicide.But after a few minutes she changes her mind.Her boyfriend who was following her asks: "Why didnt you jump in the water?" "It's icy cold.I will freeze"she replies Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, September 18, 2018

Half ticket

A guy goes to the movies: ""How much does the ticket cost?" he asks "Rs 200"replies the cashier "Half ticket''he says(handing a hundred rupee note) "What's this?Only full ticket is sold Sir"intones the cashier "But I wll watch only half the movie" insists the moron Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, September 14, 2018

Saw

Teacher:"Does everyone in the class know what is a saw" Pupil:"Sir, I don't know" Teacher:"It's a tool to cut wood" Pupil:"But Sir you told us that the past tense of the verb see is 'saw' Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, September 12, 2018

Wedding ring

A wedding ceremony is going on.Now it's time for the bridegroom to make the bride wear the ring: "Where is it?''he asks, "Oh! No. i've forgotten it at home" "OK.Don't worry.I'll help you by lending mine.I think it suits her"proposes a guest. When the guest returns home his wife notices that the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, September 11, 2018

Aids Secretariat

A destitute person goes to the Aids Secretariat: "Yes, how may I help you?"aks the customer care officer. "'Í'm a poor man with no means of subsistance.I want some aids"the fellow tells her. "What aids are you looking for?Here we deal with only people with STD.I think you are at the wrong... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, September 10, 2018

Steal industry

A thief caught by the police is brought to the court: "Why do you steal?'''questions the magistrate "Your Honour I'm jobless" he replies "Stop committing these offences.Try to do something good for the country"advises the magistrate." "But I'm already doing so much"retorts the thief "How?'asks the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Steal industry

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Saturday, September 8, 2018

Poland

During a geography class the teacher puts a question: "In which country people vote very often?" "In Asian countries"replies one chap "Wrong answer.It's Poll land"affirms the teacher Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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