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The ghost

:A couple is travelling by car in a sinister area.They are talking about ghosts: "Drive carefully because you can hit a ghost'warns the woman. "Ghosts don't exist''retorts the man As they continue to discuss they hear a strange voice from the back seat. As they turn around to see they find a... Sign in to see full entry.

Head & mouth

During a general knowledge competition the presenter questions: "Why do women talk incessantly" "Because they have two mouths''replies a man ''And why do men think a lot?"continues the presenter ''Because they have two heads"answers the presenter Sign in to see full entry.

Don't say what you see

I was attending the Civil Service College for management courses.While going to the toilet I saw this notice: 'Don''t say what you see' Sign in to see full entry.

Brain drain

In a country where there is an economic depression all the intellectuals are migrating overseas for better prospects.During an interview with the Minister of Employment a reporter questions: "Mr the minister what do you think about the actual brain drain?" ''There will come a time when there will be... Sign in to see full entry.

The Sailor

A sailor who has been on board for almost a year returns home.As soon as he lands he rushes home happily to see his family.But when he opens the gate the dog starts to bark whaff! whaff!: "Hey you! Stop it.Don't you know your master?" However he manages to get in.On seeing him his wife asks; "Who... Sign in to see full entry.

Sea-side

A boy goes to the seaside for a picnic together with his friends.On returning home his mother asks him: "My son did you have a good time at the seaside?'' ''Just a little mom'' he replies ''So, you have not emjoyed yourself"continues his mother ''Not really.As all my friends were in the sea they... Sign in to see full entry.

Where is the ball?

On the occasion of a seminar on soccer a coach presents a slide with the picture of a player(hiding the ball) running on the ground: ''Who can tell me where is the ball?"he asks the audience "It's in the player's short" replies one fellow "Wrong answer.There ypu have two of them''refutes the coach Sign in to see full entry.

Security officer

A company employs a security officer to control the entry point at the main gate.One the boss arrives but the guy is not on site.Immediately he tells the secretary to look for the officer.After a few minutes the fellow is summoned to the office: "Where were you this morning?"inquires the boss... Sign in to see full entry.

Security officer

A company employs a security officer to control the entry point at the main gate.One the boss arrives but the guy is not on site.Immediately he tells the secretary to look for the officer.After a few minutes the fellow is summoned to the office: "Where were you this morning?"inquires the boss... Sign in to see full entry.

Security officer

A company employs a security officer to monitor the entry point at the main gate.One day the boss arrives but there is no security officer on site: "Tell the security officer to come to my office"he tells the secretary furiously "Yes Sir.Do you need me"asks the officer entering the office. "Where... Sign in to see full entry.

Food is more important to me than air

Monday, October 22, 2018

The ghost

Friday, October 19, 2018

Head & mouth

Thursday, October 18, 2018

Don't say what you see

Wednesday, October 17, 2018

Brain drain

Tuesday, October 16, 2018

The Sailor

Monday, October 15, 2018

Sea-side

Sunday, October 14, 2018

Where is the ball?

Thursday, October 11, 2018

Security officer

Security officer

Security officer

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