Food is more important to me than air

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Monday, November 5, 2018

The nails

A client goes to the hardware shop: "I need half kg of 2 inches nails please" The assistant weighs the nails and puts them in a bag leaving it on the counter. The client heads towards the cashier for payment. A few minutes later he returns to collect his commodity.But it's not there: "Where are my... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, November 1, 2018

Miss Universe

A ravishing young woman participates in the beauty competition of Miss Universe.After the deliberations of the jury she is proclaimed as Miss Universe: "Congratulations.Now that you have been elected what's your mission?"asks a journalist. "I intend to travel around nthe world"she repiies. "And... Sign in to see full entry.

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Miss Universe

A ravishing young woman participates in the beauty competition of Miss Universe.After the deliberations of the jury she is proclaimed as Miss Universe: "Congratulations.Now that you have been elected what's your mission?"asks a journalist. "I intend to travel around nthe world"she repiies. "And... Sign in to see full entry.

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Miss Universe

A ravishing young woman participates in the beauty competition of Miss Universe.After the deliberations of the jury she is proclaimed as Miss Universe: "Congratulations.Now that you have been elected what's your mission?"asks a journalist. "I intend to travel around nthe world"she repiies. "And... Sign in to see full entry.

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Miss Universe

A ravishing young woman participates in the beauty competition of Miss Universe.After the deliberations of the jury she is proclaimed as Miss Universe: "Congratulations.Now that you have been elected what's your mission?"asks a journalist. "I intend to travel around nthe world"she repiies. "And... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, October 31, 2018

An unusual fine

A traffic officer stops a car: ''I will have to fine you because of an offence', he tells the driver "Which one?",, asks the driver "Failing to keep both eyes on the road while driving", replies the policeman Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, October 29, 2018

Go for goals

The coach of a football team makes this remark to a player: ''It's been a long time that you have not scored for the team".I insist that you must do it in the next match" "I'll try my best''replies the player But during the match he scores an own goal. At the end of the match the coach severely... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, October 26, 2018

Runner up

Afer announcing the results of the dance competition by the jury the winner is called to the stage to take his trophy.Now it''s the turn of the runner up to collect his prize: "But I'm a dancer not a runner" he protested Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, October 24, 2018

Silence is golden

During a conference on women's rights the Minister of Family Affairs delivers a speech.The audience comprises only women: ''I'm surprised with this dead silence.It's the first time I notice it"'she states ''Silence is golden"voices out a woman ''So, do you expect gold from me?"questions the minister Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, October 23, 2018

Chewing gum

An old guy enters the shop and meets a friend there; "Hey dude.Do you want to buy something"his friend asks. ''Yes,I want a chewing gum''he tells the shopkeeper. "Do you still eat that at this age?"'his pal asks "No it's for my wife.She talks too much.I'm sure this will help to keep her mouth... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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