Food is more important to me than air

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Sunday, August 18, 2013

The confession

One Saturday afternoon Jim,accompanied by his mother went to the church for the confession of his sins. Leaving his mother on the bench he went to meet the priest '' Father I've committed a big sin. I want to confess.'' he started The priest beckoned him to enter the confession box. Having... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, August 17, 2013

The television

A dashing young man seduced a woman and convinced her to have sex with him. He promised to give her a television in return for the favours.A few days later they met again and the woman exclaimed: '' Hey buddy where is my TV? Will it be a colour or black and white one?'' '' Of course, a colour... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, August 16, 2013

The beggar

A beggar was on the main street with a bowl asking for alms. Holding a sign '' Deaf & Dumd'' he used body language to get money from passersby. Many persons pitied him by donating coins. Finally, one man gave him a hundred rupee note. The beggar was amazed and voiced out: '' Thank you'' '' Hey you... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, August 15, 2013

Job allocation

The gang man was allocating work to a group of labourers in the sugar - cane fields. Worker A was allocated plot no 1 Worker B was given plot no2 Worker C was sent to plot no3 and so on and so forth Finally one person who had undergone an orchidectomy( removal of testis) was left. '' Excuse me Sir.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Stamp officer

Once there was a severe drought in an African country. The government passed laws with the objective to avoid wastage of water. No efforts were spared to save this precious liquid. At the post- office no water was available to stick stamps on letters. So, the postal authority decided to advertise... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, August 12, 2013

Honeymoon

Ben and Kelly were a newly married couple. Ben had already hired a bungalow for the honeymoon. On that special night they left for their nuptial destination. After dinner Ben took his wife by her arm and lead her to their bedroom. '' Ben where are you taking me?'' Kelly inquired, having no idea... Sign in to see full entry.

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The English class

Yasser was in the classroom following the English lesson. He was feeling sleepy, After having explained about vocabulary and grammar the teacher asked a question '' Yasser, tell me the difference between a school master and a station master? asked the teacher. '' The school master rings his bell to... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, August 11, 2013

The sea storm

A ship was going smoothly at sea. Jenny was on the deck admiring the water splashing. All of a sudden the weather changed and a storm was approaching very fast.As the ship was overloaded with luggage the captain ordered to get rid of the excess ones. '' Remove all the surplus weight on board'',... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, August 10, 2013

The shadow

A little boy was walking on the street at midday. Suddenly he was his shadow and was scared of being followed. ''Why are you following me. I don't know who are you. Stop coming behind me'', he voiced out. But it continued to do the same actions as he did. He continued to walk looking at the back,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, August 9, 2013

The policeman

One morning Paul woke up late and he was driving very fast so as to reach work in time. He was doing excess speed. A policeman noticed it and stopped him. '' Good morning gentleman. Why are you rushing like that? You will end up in trouble'' the policeman pointed out. '' Excuse me Sir. You see I'm... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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